Hi, my name is: Pluto Panes
Never in my life have I been: caught peeing from the top of a building.
The one person who can drive me nuts is: my ‘adequately sane’ but imaginary neighbour Rufus Daruwala
When I’m nervous: I generally used to suck my thumb but nowadays i pee my pants.
The last song I listened to was: “free tibet” by highlight tribe
If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honour: george w bush (any doubts?)
My hair is: black, long and tends to curl.
When I was 5: I had a pet hen called ‘laalti’. (it was only later in my life that i realised, chicken and men can never be friends.)
Last Christmas: I kicked santa in his nuts. and i apologied later. (i wrote a letter.)
I should be: studying literary theory for my entrance Exam.
When I look down I see: Narnia.
The happiest recent event was: the fall of Berlin wall.
If I were a character on ‘Friends’ I’d be: joey (now deal with it).
By this time next year: 2012 will be here. freedom at last.
My current gripe is: it’s 2011.
I like you when: i generally tend not to.
If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: Myself. “hey pluto you won.”
Take my advice: Don’t be perfect. rejoice your flaws.
The thing I want to buy: 5 kilos for manala hash.
If you visited the place I was born: You will find an old mining town and thousands of shattered dreams.
I plan to visit: the otherside of the rainbow.
If you spent the night at my house: you might not meet me.
I’d stop my wedding if: i know about it.
The world could do without: money and justin beiber.
I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: accept god as the supreme creator.
Most recent thing I’ve bought myself: rolling papar.
My favorite blonde is: dumb.
My favorite brunette is: hipster.
My favorite red head is: on Cartman’s ginger hate list.
My middle name is: bin laden. Pluto bin laden Panes
In the morning I: have a boner.
The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: elephants. (they can already swim)
Once, at a bar: lost our jackets, acussed the bartender of stealing, fought with the bouncers, thrown out of the bar, we realised my friend had our jackets .
There’s this guy I know who: who doesn’t exist.
If I was an animal I’d be: saber tooth tiger. and still be alive.
Tomorrow I am: going to pretend remembering today.
Tonight I am: just me.
My birthday is: Sometime this week.